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The Witches Weeping Cookbook: For Unhappy Housewives
by Rhythmer Witch
How I Cook
I cook when Iím mad
I think when I cook,
And you wouldnít believe the recipes
Iíve got written in my book.
Why Iíve got buttermilk soup
And sour cream pie,
Even made some Voodoo cookies
With a recipe for a gingerbread guy.
Yep, for good old comfort food
Thereís a lot to be said,
Especially when someone
Has filled your heart with dread.
Sometimes I dance around the table
And with sage I smudge the air,
Then make a bunch of fatting sweets
When life to MEís unfair.
So the next time you bake yourself
A loaf of homemade bread,
While punching down the dough
Try thinking of their heads.
Yes, when youíre filled with sorrow
And your eyes begin to cry,
Itís time to take off to the kitchen
And make a cocoa hope pie.
Yes, thereís power in the kitchen
When you cook with magic herbs,
And Iíve got a lot of recipes
That few have ever heard.
(2016, Hardcover, 596 pages)